True Facts
by Tré Taylor
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I grew up in a small town. I put toothpaste directly on my tongue, not on the brush, when I brush my teeth. My first kiss was a French kiss with Kimberly’s brother Michael at her birthday slumber party when I was in 5th grade. I have 2 different size feet; one is size 7 & the other a size 8. I used to be a conservative Democrat, but I am really an Independent that is registered as a Libertarian just to see what I will get in the mail. I make great fried chicken. I’m an inny. I like to hold hands. I would have two big dogs if I lived in a house with big yard but prefer circus cats that laugh at my jokes in an apartment. I am the first born. I am a professional jazz vocalist. I like blue-collar bars. I am afraid of spiders. My first crush was Donny Osmond. I call coliseums or amphitheaters by their original names. I shave above the knee. I like my eggs scrambled. I love old antique garden roses. I think soft-core pornography is a joke. I am a sound sleeper. I don’t read fiction. I like bubble baths with lots of bubbles. I am a self taught web grasshopper. Cayenne Pepper is an essential part of my diet. My favorite comedian and actor is Robin Williams. My daily driver is an art car - 1973, VW Camper/Bus that I hand painted leopard print, - "The Leopard Lounge". I like Christ but I don't like Christians. My first concert was E.L.O. at the Oakland Coliseum. I don’t always kiss with my eyes closed. I like little French restaurants. I'm right handed. I've had my heart broken twice. I am a Water Tiger in Chinese astrology. I was born in San Rafael, California, on December 13, 1962 at 2:09 am. I have amazingly clear skin. I am in this life to nourish the heart, mind and spirit of humanity. I like to surprise people. I don’t fake orgasms. I’m allergic to two things, 1) Clove cigarettes, 2) Men who think they look good wearing bow ties. I am near sited in one eye. I like men with deep voices. If I see that the tag is up on the back of your shirt, no matter who you are, I will put it down for you. I really love children of all ages, but have none of my own. I don’t like pickles. I watched one episode of "Friends" and that was enough for me. I love Paris. I have freckles on my nose. I am an avid Coast to Coast AM podcast fan. I like to play pinball. I like Oakland Raider fans. I am a romantic old fashioned girl at heart. I like noble pine Christmas trees. I love Clint Eastwood; he just gets better with time. I am not easy to get. I can never wait and save presents I buy early for Christmas gifts. I’m an awesome parallel parker. I don’t like Star Trek the new generation. I take whole lotta vitamins. I don’t drink chi-chi girly drinks. I was a green frog ballerina in kindergarten. I look luscious in a pretty dress. I have to hold your hand when the plane takes off because it scares me a little. I want to fall in love.
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