The Vicious Wiener Dog Incident

By Tré Taylor

I was running out to the water one lovely spring day. I ran the path I always run and decided to take a detour and cruise by a new street for a change. As I did I came across a beautiful unfenced old cool Victorian home along the way.  

As I passed by the house I heard several dogs barking and then heard the sound of paws running viciously scratching the pavement from the back of me. I felt a moment of fear and started to pick up the pace.

Then I heard crazy barking and close to some nipping at the back of my heels.  I looked back to engage eye contact with my predators, and what I saw made me almost pee my pants in laughter.  

I was being attacked by three very small "Wiener Dogs." I was too fast for their little short yet mighty wiener dog legs. I thank all of my lucky stars. One of the most hilarious moments of my life.

 

 

 

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