The Vicious Wiener Dog Incident
By Tré Taylor
I was running out
to the water one lovely spring day. I ran the path I always run and
decided to take a detour and cruise by a new street for a change. As I
did I came across a beautiful unfenced old cool Victorian home along the
way. ![]() As I passed by the house I heard several dogs barking and then heard the sound of paws running viciously scratching the pavement from the back of me. I felt a moment of fear and started to pick up the pace. Then I heard crazy barking and close to some nipping at the back of my heels. I looked back to engage eye contact with my predators, and what I saw made me almost pee my pants in laughter. I was being attacked by three very small "Wiener Dogs." I was too fast for their little short yet mighty wiener dog legs. I thank all of my lucky stars. One of the most hilarious moments of my life.
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