impractical pervert

by Tré Taylor

I just signed the lease to my "New Digs" yesterday and I'm so excited!  I'm moving out of E-ville into the cutest part of "Rockridge" in Oakland/Berkeley California in a couple weeks. College Ave. will never be the same.  I am having a blast today thinking about decorating my new place.  I want to change everything - all new colors, furniture, art start completely fresh. 

I was just looking at some very expensive beautiful bedding.  Is it so wrong to want to buy the best luxurious bedding and all I want to do is stain it doing the most erotic romantic things with a man I can't even get a first date with yet?

Why wasn't I born rich instead of so......optimistic, impractical and perverted?

                                         

 
 

 

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